toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.

I can't believe I toaded the emperor!

by Alexylex February 4, 2005

Teazing

Teazing: The equivalent to blazing, only in this case there is no marijuana, in this case it is Tea. It leaves a nice smell in your mouth and breath. It does not get you high.

"Duuude me and Chad went Teazing last night!"
"No way, you teaze? What flavor tea was it?"
"Pomegranate niggguhhhh"
"Oh! Best one."

by boobieznigguh June 7, 2009

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

Art Trading

trading Virginity cards like pokemon cards and having imaginably ferocious furry sex with extreme passion and dual penetration with the involvement of a double jointed pussy

My furry friend and I were "art trading" all weekend long.

by SoulstealerVayneMain August 5, 2020

Trading Cribs

TV show showing at 9:00 PM on Tuesdays on BET. A spinoff of Trading Spaces where bro's in the hood swap cribs to do some remodeling. Budgets are limited to whatever can be stolen from neighboring cribs within the 48 hour period.

Damn, did you see Queen Latifah on Trading Cribs last night. She is one hot bitch, but she don't shit 'bout no deck-o-raitin.

by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003

Trading In Your Mother

Slangin the pain killer oxycodone.

"Lets just say i'm 'trading in your mother' heh heh."
"You sick bitch! Gimme some!"

by Fire Sac September 17, 2009

tedding out

the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there

Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants

by mfdunn01 April 15, 2015