student technology center

The Student Technology Center is a place where printers come to die, and food must be eaten outside. Student Technology Centers are also known for their abundance of chairs.

The Student Technology Center killed 34 printers last year.

by Nikki and Nathan November 6, 2006

student

someone that is forced to go to hell for years on end

i'm a student in hell

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

by Matthew April 3, 2005

Student Athletic Trainer

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.

See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

by TrainingChick January 2, 2011

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

by converts December 27, 2011

student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.

a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

Student

A stressed, anxious, and depressed person. They are usually young, but occasionally a person decides to continue being a student at an older age.

"Why is he laying down on the road?"
"Oh, that's Mark. He's a student."

by BananaMocha December 3, 2021