Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

Scromfing

A state of euphoria...a feeling of pure contentness. The feeling of utter relaxation

It was Winter, I was inside next to the fire, drinking hot chocolate, enjoying the light snowfall...I was Scromfing.

It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing

by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010

Scriffing

The act of dragging the edge of a piece of paper across the up of a dick... With the hole.

Fuckboy: Oh shit, my girlfriend got made at me and scriffed me in the night. Fuck it hurts. I hate scriffing.

by Frozen112 May 13, 2015

stiffing down

when you are sitting in your desk in class and you get a boner, or when you get a boner in class so you sit down at your desk to help hide it.

yo, I was stiffing down so hard in English today. Thank god Mrs. Gregory didn't ask me to stand up!

by sprainter October 9, 2015

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017