spench

To Spend a lot or to spend much. An individual who goes out and shops until they drop. excessive behaviour

#1 To Spend a lot

JOE -- Where's Lisa?
MIKE -- She's out buying some new shoes
JOE -- Again?
MIKE -- I know she's a spench but she can't help herself

#2 Excessive behaviour

MIKE -- Gary tries to impress the ladies too much
JOE -- He bought Lara a new car
MIKE -- What a spench!
JOE -- He's a double spench actually. He bought her a new wardrobe as well.

by Donald MacDonald December 26, 2005

Stenchy

A very smelly, unclean an over weight person, also someone who often talks rubbish.

Oi Kev check out that guy he's a right stenchy.

by Waggwan July 30, 2013

stechel

A flap of skin, noted for connecting the penis the the ole hairy coin-purse.

Whilst administering felatio, be sure to mind the stechel.

by Cornbloom December 7, 2003

Stence

A large amount, a lot

I've got stence wedge

by Gee Gee La Forge May 3, 2009

Smench

Small, weak, cowardly

That little boy is Smench.

The small weak cowardly one?

Yes!

by Donna Hummer January 29, 2021

stenciling

(During sex) The act of placing a stencil on your partner's body and coating the area with a fine mist of explosive diarrhea. The stencil is then removed, and the image created by the stencil remains.

Johnny ate 10 tacos so he can perform lots of stenciling on Mary tonight.

by enice482 April 13, 2008

stenchsmith

(1) n: One who is perpetually ensconced in a miasma of foul odors. One who generally smells bad, but in a different way: one day it's stale farts and day-old food, and the next it's B.O. and gasoline etc.
(2) n: A political and moral drama-queen: one who makes a big stink about any political or moral situation/problem/story in order to appear informed, opinionated, and controversial.

Stenchsmithing: More than spinning a story--A cynical and reactionary treatment of a topic, story or event with the goal of deriding the subject and instilling fear or hatred in the stenchsmith's audience.

Yesterday, Gerry, the office stenchsmith arrived smelling of garbage, wet cardboard, and moldy shower-curtains; today, he smells of gasoline and soured milk.

Fox News' preoccupation with Benghazi is nothing but political stenchsmithing.

Matt Drudge, stenchsmith extraordinaire, can make Mother Theresa look like a thieving opportunist.

by Simeon Hopper February 3, 2014