Steiger Paradox

In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.

Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.

by The lil nazi bear that could February 25, 2011

Steering Knuckle

A carpel-tunnel like disability that is caused after driving for a long amount of time with your hands tightly gripping the wheel.

I've been driving for like 19 hours now and my hands hurt, I think I'm getting steering knuckle.

by Merferker October 9, 2011

Stiernacken

Stiernacken is a Superpower which only few can acquire.
The only person that is known to possess this magical ability of sensing when banks get robbed is a Italian man by the name of Paolo.

Stiernacken signals the robbing of a bank by vibrating. Depending on the danger of the situation at the scene of the crime, the Stiernacken often tends to vibrate violently.

*doing assignments in class*

Friend 1: Man, really? We're supposed to do all of this?

Friend 2: Yeah probably-

*Paolo looks up suddenly*

Paolo: My Stiernacken is sensing danger for our national bank up ahead...

by MeGustaStiernacken December 2, 2011

Steerheading

To take one's encumbered thoughts and send them off into a pen of productivity

I am steerheading all of this negativity to become fruitfully productive.

by CorporateCruiser August 2, 2012

Steering committe

Two or more backseat drive

The steering committee has desided what they like for lunch.

by killlakillnude August 10, 2015

stener

the difination off stener is smal dick

oo you got a stener

by kolobolo January 25, 2017

steiger garção

The Steiger Garção are generally very good looking people. They are also very enthusiastic and are know for pleasing their female partners in an unimaginable way. Dispute naturally short people, it never stopped them from reaching the top

Oh my god! I was with a Steiger Garção last night and I can barely stand straight

by Querido Caetas February 22, 2017