Shanghai Steamer

Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.

After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.

by Old Dirty November 11, 2004

Steamen

When an alchemist of impeccable skill draws a transmutation circle around his penis; Upon climax, he transmutes his semen into steam, as to intentionally burn his lover.

Ex: "Bro I fired a nice steamen load in her face. Had her walking around looking like the Governor."

Ex 2: "I gave her a nice steamen pie. It was real hot."

by Baby Sweet Relish November 1, 2014

Snease

The feeling of an approaching sneeze, but having no release

I was excited for my oncming sneeze, but was let down, as it was only a snease.

by Sad Farts June 18, 2016

steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016

SteamedMac

Derogatory term aimed at the gigantic fast food franchise McDonald's and people dealing with Schizophrenia. Also known as "CannedMac". both terms can have 3 different meanings, One is the insult aimed at the previously aimed McDonald's, another is an insult aimed at people dealing with the mental illness known as Schizophrenia (also known as 4chan disease), and the last meaning is the last words of John Lennon. The term was first documented in 1786 by Thomas Jefferson. The phrase Jefferson said was "My dear love, you make an assumption of a SteamedMac." Later, In 1998. Burger King and Wendy's made 4 advertisements in the span of 8 months aimed at McDonald's. Later. McDonald's sued both fast food franchises and ended up losing. Nothing of a value was lost besides over 24 million dollars combined from all three companies. Later, a famous Geometry Dash Youtuber by the name of SteamedMac becomes big in the toxic community known as the Geometry Dash Daily Chat. SteamedMac took a break from Daily Chat for over 2 months before returning. Currently. they are known as "Spamton" on Geometry Dash. "Spamton" is the name of one of the bosses of the game Deltarune. SteamedMac on Geometry Dash has said many times that Spamton is their favorite character from Deltarune. They don't know why. SteamedMac is currently eating a sandwich, and ironically, has yet to eat a Big Mac from McDonalds. SteamedMac will alert everyone when and what time they will consume the famous sandwich.

"Wow, that was such a SteamedMac!"
"Does SteamedMac have a relation to a Big Mac?"
"Will my father come back with a SteamedMac?"

by Cosmixs December 17, 2021

Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.

Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."

by surprisebsex January 4, 2010

tweet stealer

one who steals tweets from your homepage

man, this tweet stealer is driving me nuts!

by theguywhohasareallylongname May 20, 2010