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nation states

A game created by Max Barry to promote his books, quite fun if you have a mind.
by Hack Nike June 9, 2005
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United States of America

(1) A nation that has received so much crap from other people around the world for being imperfect.

(2) A nation that has adopted indigent children from countries all around the world called immigrants who sought a haven from their home countries for various reasons including economic opportunity that the home country could not convey.

(3) A nation that is so quickly (and wrongly) criticized due to a very small minority of so-called "patriots" consisting of imbeciles arrogant enough to believe they speak for 300,000,000 people and ignorant enough to spread the stereotypes of Americans.
European: "Man, the United States of America sucks!"
Canadian: "I know right?"

American: "Ignorant prick..."
by flipoccino June 23, 2010
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statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
by montycus October 10, 2007
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A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.
The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017
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stakis

A term given to an individual who is essentially overweight and usually sweating.It is the shortened version of the full title 'Augustus Stakis' which is derived from Augustus Gloop and a mythical gluttonous Roman Emperor.
"Look at Stakis on that go kart, he's like Donkey Kong".

"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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satisfice

1. A combination between satisfy and suffice.

2. To give people just enough to make them shut the hell up.
Why is jerry still here... You havn't given him enough to satisfice.
by Justin_12 October 15, 2006
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Shatishfaction

Noun: the feeling when you get home and finally get to drop a dookie.

Noun: the pronunshiation shatishfaction if you are a shuper cool bad ash like Sean Connery. Shuck it Trebek.
After a long day I got home and expirienced pure shatishfaction.

Sean Connery datesh ashertive women becaushe he prefersh hish pushy to be pushy.
by Mr.why October 16, 2014
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