starfishery

1.(n.) All things relating to, describing, or being gay.
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi.
3.(adj.) A descriptive term that describes homosexual people or objects.
4.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay.

<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> so wrong'
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@The_Apostle> I so regret even thinking that
<@The_Apostle> argh
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery

by SkiLLzKid1 July 23, 2008

crinkled starfish

Definition for anal opening/butthole.

I pounded her right in the crinkled starfish.

by tharper October 23, 2004

delicate starfish

A small, tight anal sphincter. Usually hairless and pink by nature. Sought after by all men, It is sometimes hard to find in larger woman.

Bob: "Hey John I finally went down on Mahi last night!"
John: Nice bro, did you get to taste her delicate starfish?"

by jwillfab July 25, 2014

special starfish

A title given to a person who possesses an elitist and "asshole-ish" personality.

"I can't believe anyone would be friends with Reggie. He comes off as such a special starfish."

by Ogre_King September 5, 2016

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

blown starfish

a precursor to the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. See ass tulip.

I can't let that dolphin do me in the butt, I have a well-developed blown starfish.

Man, my starfish is blown!

by Dags January 7, 2004

pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

by Crazy Ed December 9, 2008