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stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.
"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
by philologista October 6, 2021
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Santa Claus sandwich

When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.
I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho
by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016
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play santa claus

Being the person who passes out objects to a group of people, such being the one to pick up food and then passing out what each person ordered.
Cory: Hey I'll bring the stuff to the party, but you have to play santa claus.

Ryan: Alright bro.
by CorySK April 6, 2008
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Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.
by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011
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Santanic

A religion that follows the actions of Santa Claus.
Usually symbolized with an upside down Christmas tree.
Created by Korri and Anthony as a joke towards the Satanic religion.
Wall reads: "In Satan We trust"
Korri: "Just gonna switch those letters around"
Wall now reads: " In Santa,We trust"
Wall also reads: "Im Santanic" with an upside tree nearby

True story bro.
by korrik February 28, 2012
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Santa

A creepy old man that breaks into your house on Christmas Eve and steals your cookies and milk. He also is homeless so has to live off of his stolen cookies. He’s never looked in the mirror at his disgusting beard.
Hey look it’s that homeless creep named Santa.

Person 1: Let me turn on my fire in my chimney so that he will die!
Person 2: that’s a great idea!
by -cookiesandmilk- December 16, 2018
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Santa Clara

A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.
by dj gs68 April 27, 2003
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