squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024

squench

Gross, bad, and/or weird

Person 1: Dude I hate that one guy
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a squench.

by squenchking172 March 5, 2024

Squinch

Squinch (adj) is used to describe something weird looking or something squishy. You can basically use it to describe anything

Ewww his face is so squinchy

by Snooberty goobert March 8, 2024

squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.

Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.

by squidelish June 16, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Squenching

Combination of squeezing and clenching.

I was squenching my ass cheeks.

by Lord of Chaos December 9, 2024