mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars

Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"

by Jenny1ynn9 October 22, 2013

Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Sweet and Sour Spaghetti Squash

The act of eating out a pregnant female and having her water break into one's mouth.

Jimmy was going down on Donna when all of a sudden her water broke and he received some sweet and sour spaghetti squash

by drummaster January 7, 2012

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.

Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.

by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006