squidward

When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.

That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.

by philyphan2012 March 18, 2011

Squidward

A Dicknosed Squid whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini bottom annoyed by A Retarted Starfish and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick
Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called
Squidwards Suicide

Patrick: Hey spongebob!
Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want Patrick?
Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward
Spongebob: Great idea!
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'm in the middle of a clarinet Practice!
Spongebob: Oh
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Spongebob: Give me an a buddy!
Squidward: -Plays Clarinet-
Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams-
Spongebob: Squidward-
Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob!
Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that
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Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob!

Annoying Fankid: OMG what is it!?
Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres!
Annoying Fankid: OMFG just tell me!
Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide!
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Annoying Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward
Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit!
Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden

by TheSpouceOfShadowTheHedgehog May 6, 2016

Squidward

DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!

"Squidward is a jerk

by Emkuda December 9, 2018

Shitty Mc Squidward

When something extremely annoying and unfortunate is occurring over and over and over again.

*playing mario kart* "God damn, everyone is hitting me with their weapons-AND I GOT HIT AGAIN. *sigh* that's a real shitty Mc Squidward!"

by Ralphistic January 2, 2015

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009