Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy

Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons

by School sucks dilliam October 5, 2021

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.

Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.

by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007

Squeez the Lemon

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.

"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."

by BitchFucker700 June 27, 2008

Squeezed

To be pressured to quit at work. This is done by people who want to fire you, but can't.

"I am so damn sick of being squeezed at work."

"Hey, don't give in, don't let yourself be squeezed like that!"

by Cam Peckham October 7, 2008

Squeeze Theorem

The natural phenomenon observed when one eats a burger or similar bun-based food, squeezing the bun too hard, forcing the burger to slowly eject itself from between the buns. If this process continues, the user may be forced to consume purely burger and no bun, leaving the user with solely buns and toppings.

Some possible causes include:

-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc

If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.

"Hey man, where do you want to go eat?"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"

by alaska st33v June 18, 2009

ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.

Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.

by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008