penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

Squeech

That awkward moment when a fart is let out during fapping

Brandon: "Dude, I was in my room fapping and let out a huge fart."
Clark: "HA sounds like you just squeeched."

by Silly Swed March 23, 2012

Squeem

A combination of squirm and scream usually during sex

The sex was so intense I couldn't do anything but squeem

by Aboc January 24, 2015

luigi Squeegee

Cleans your penis after anal. While the penis is still inside the anus, give firm pokes simultaneously to the sides, when the anus clenches, quickly remove your penis, feces free.

The last time my girl and I did anal, she left me dirty. This time I'm giving her the luigi squeegee.

by yeldak March 28, 2009

Squeegee

When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.

"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."

by amfjmr February 8, 2005

squeeb

A dumb, fake, money grubbin girl.

Yo, that girl is a squeeb.

by Matt VA May 22, 2008

Squeadger

a tiny animal that looks like a badger, beaver, and a squirrel all at the same time

guy #1:"dude what is that?"
guy #2:"i don't know its probably a squeadger."

by kiki wilso February 26, 2009