Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

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Squash Decking

When a homie is sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, while another homie stands in front of them, pissing in between their legs.

That party was crazy last night, I went into the bathroom and saw two dudes squash decking!

by G-Fippy July 4, 2025

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When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

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ButterNut Squash

When you ejaculate into boxers then accidently wake up and use the same boxers you ejaculated in the night before and you feel the cum on your ass when you sit

Bro you needa make a u turn i just did a butternut squash

by SolarEGGBacon November 17, 2025

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Squash beans and corn

"Three sisters" crop stables of the aboriginal and first nations people of North America.

Also; Logistics

In tribal conflict food was necessary for the army, but had to be negotiated with the matriarchs to allocate winter food supplies for their tribe of families to a war effort.

Okay, but where are you going to get all that Squash beans and corn from?

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

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