sprat

Shit, rubbish, useless, annoying

“Did you go to that new class?”
“Yeah, it was pretty sprat.”

by Qwerty2357 April 5, 2024

Sprawter

Mae stop not believing us.

Youre such a sprawter

by baeasfrikc April 23, 2024

Sprating

When someone is generally spiralling or out of control, this can appear in many contexts, and derives from a wannabe Internet troll and self proclaimed investigator named Sprate Header who first appeared on a niche forum called Kiwi Farms.

“I heard he was super mad last night, seething, sprating and all.”

by 7556789098778 April 27, 2024

Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.

Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?

by KY Daddy April 9, 2025

Spactardusarectus

Someone who suffers from the following:

Situs Inversus
leprosy
Hetrochromia
polydactyly

Tone deaf
Colour blind
Atrial septal defect
Brachydactyly
unilateral lung agenesis
HIV positive
Cervical lymphadenopathy
UTI
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Ambidextrous

Clubbed feet
Tiny cock

Or in short: S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T

Friend1: Look, what an absolute Spactardusarectus.
Friend2: Hey man its 2025 we can say things like that!
Friend1: no it means he suffers from S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T
Friend2: what the actual fuck does that mean you spastic cunt ball

by Big Huge vagina August 25, 2025

Sprackle gacked

It is the next level up from being tracked. High as a kite.

Joe is absolutely sprackle gacked!

by Ebola squad September 16, 2025

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009