shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

spiffalicious

an exclamation given to something that is both tasty, and spiffy

Jim: Hey, bob how is that icecream you got there?
Bob: Spiffalicious! ..want some?

by sizerdrix February 9, 2005

scrotum scoffing

a attempt of fully inserting the scrotum (including testicles)in to ones mouth and ejactulating at the same time...

"scrotum scoffing is so fun when your mama does it"

by Bourkes May 15, 2005

Cock Soffit

The area around the rim of the head of a cock, which is wider and protrudes past diameter the shaft

My 'Cock Soffit' is sore from constantly banging your tight ass.

by Jamie HH. March 14, 2009

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020