(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)
by NBC April 9, 2003
Get the snocker mug.Inserting two fingers (most commonly the index and middle) into the vagina and one finger (the pinky) into the anus, simultaneously.
Two in the pus, one in the caboose.
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!
Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.
Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.
Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)
Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!
Double V, single A (VVA).
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!
Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.
Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.
Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)
Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!
Double V, single A (VVA).
by Willie Shocquer January 11, 2005
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Extra Extra read all about it,
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
by efle October 17, 2009
Get the shocker mug.by felchmeister General October 23, 2003
Get the Spacker mug.The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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Get the dislexic shocker mug.a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
by S_ May 28, 2008
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