Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

splootoon

A grouping of two or more corgis.

A splootoon of corgi puppies huddled around their food bowls.

by Mama D’Wissa April 4, 2022

splossomed

Splossomed Adj. A combination of splashed and blossomed; To be absolutely overtaken, overwhelmed, realigned, recentered, and essentially reborn, this phrase captures the height of the transcendent psychedelic and entheogenic experience

When I was peaking on a ten strip and the trees were telling me we are all one, I knew I was splossomed

by ENihil April 29, 2022

Sploot

When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.

When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.

Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.

Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.

by Awyzzl17 June 2, 2022

sploser

Typically a person who has an unhealthy obsession with spongebob. This portmanteau combines spongebob and loser to let people know this person is not only a loser, but one who indulges in spongebob

Kiley is such a sploser man

by MeganMarklesLeftNut August 4, 2022

Splont

SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.

"He set his dinghy on the splont, to hook a fish or two..."

by Skatedad September 6, 2022

Spoost

When a female has made extra effort to look well dressed.

Where you going? Looking all SPOOST up.

by LM88 October 14, 2022