Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

by JXV030 January 17, 2008

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Wig Split

The guy who said shot in the head is correct.

It's when someone's brain splatter, ie as in you can see fragments on the floor.

by Jon Mac January 15, 2004

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Split Up

Split Up is a New Slang Word for Mad, angry, ticked off, pissed, swole, etc.

I was so split up about that test I failed yesterday!
Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!

by Bigbux10210 April 7, 2010

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Split Rose

A vagina.

Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day.

You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.

by AznBoi97531 April 11, 2009

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1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...

tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.

by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005

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