chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin December 28, 2007

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

platters

A DJ's turntables and/or discs.

DJ Fresh wuz spinnin' tha platters last night.

by Havox August 31, 2003

splitter

Derogatory word meaning to belittle someone....deriving from the Monty Pythons film 'Life of Brian'

"Oi! Splitter, Oi, you Splitter!!"

by Dave Catt October 11, 2006

Slaters

A clever combination of 'See Ya' and 'Laters' for those times when more than one word is just too much of an effort

"Anyways as you are being so unresponsive i am going to leave"
"Slaters"

by Lazybum November 2, 2009

Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.

After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.

by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010

splatterback

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.

Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."

by B December 6, 2004