splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

Splurge

To Sleep with a partner or friend with no care to where limbs are placed! The occasional slap on the face or knock on genetalia is common. Similar to sprawl however people often sprawl on their own and wiv splurging deliberate contact may occur!

Geoff: are we going to spoon tonight?
Gary: No!
Geoff: So we are sporking
Gary: Nah tonight i feel i want to splurge

by jBridget9 October 5, 2008

splangus

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

splerge

a word used to describe a man spewing onto a womans face. also used as in go crazy with hookers

he splerged onto her face.
he splerged on all those hookers

by willdude November 23, 2004

Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

SPLAG

The act of spamming someone until their computer lags and crashes.

Angad:"Lets play World of Tanks."
Austin:"OK"
Angad:"I'm about to win"
Austin:"Wait I have a present."
Angad:"What?"
Austin:*types SPLAG for 5 hours..."
Angad:"Oh shit!" *computer crashes*

by The Albanian Warrior October 11, 2012

Splurging

Slerging - verb
Splerged - noun

The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.

"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.

by A black kid May 26, 2012