by Jim J January 27, 2006
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in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
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Jack: What did the sprinters have to do as a workout?
Troy: Coach told us to run a mile but I only did 3 laps.
Jack: So a sprinter's mile?
Troy: Coach told us to run a mile but I only did 3 laps.
Jack: So a sprinter's mile?
by papamurphy1111 November 18, 2017
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1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line
2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"
The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.
1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line
2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"
The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.
by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008
Get the sphincterphone mug.A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012
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by Ryan May 6, 2004
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What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm
What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm
When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.
I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.
I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.
by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005
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