Spezza

A name and an adjective used to define performance. To be a choke artist during clutch time.
To not perform to your potential regardless of the fact that you're supposed to be super talented.
The adjective derives from the NHL player Jason Spezza (19) of the Ottawa Senators who was completely shut down and was not able to take his game to the next level.

Jason spezza'd in the 2007 NHL playoffs.
Lebron spezza'd in the 2007 NBA finals
The Vancouver Canucks spezza'd in the 2007 Playoffs

by xvietbbboix October 21, 2007

Speters

1. The name of someone stupid.

2. What you say when something is really horrible, like really bad.

1. Person 1: "Is he a retard?"
Person 2: "No its just a speters."
Person 1: "Oh that explains it."

2. "OMG this chocolate bar tastes speters"

by Smelly Sock Man June 6, 2009

spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

Spenzel

To Spenzel is to eat something, throw it up, eat it again, shit it out, eat it again, throw it up again, and repeat as many times as wanted.

"Holy shit, Bobby just spenzeled the fuck out of that hamburger."

by A-T0Wn April 5, 2008

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

Spetty wap

Y'all know fetty wap, right? Kay!

Ok so spetty wap is special needs fetty wap..

ANDREW STOP BEING SUCH A SPETTY!!!
Spettyyyy !!! Spetty is fetty wap!!

Y'all know fetty wap, right? Kay!

Ok so spetty wap is special needs fetty wap..

by The only real og! January 8, 2016

dirty spenzer

A dad who loves 12 year olds and uses Alexa for everything.

You dad is such a dirty spenzer

by Ljhyeah June 5, 2020