Heidi Sperling

A gril with a very annoying dog

That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"

by Bcoggins December 20, 2008

sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.

I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.

by sperminggal December 15, 2017

spellingosis

A rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. Seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.

The teacher read the e-mail that said: "sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better... ineed your imput on my prob"

The teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.

by gigialfine December 4, 2010

Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.

Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling

by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019

Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts

Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap

by freddellamer October 18, 2019

1337 spelling

0MG, 1 @M 50 |=U(K1|\|G 1337, J00 (@n7 70|_|(H MY 5k1||z! OMG j00 H@><0R.

A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!

by Majin January 15, 2004