snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.

Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Daddy, Mack (ret.) October 6, 2013

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

Venus Snatch Trap

A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.

Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.

by tunazz June 15, 2008

snatch

see cunt

that girl's got a nasty smelling snatch

by Dawn July 15, 2002

Snatch Gambler

One who gambles with the snatch.

"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

snatcharoo

the act of steeling ones money or valuables during sex mostly from behind...

i gave her the snatcharoo cuz i needed cash for later that night!

by clinton-cooper March 15, 2008

Snatch trapping

The heterosexual female form of cock blocking.

Suzie is such a slut, she is always snatch trapping.

I can't believe that hoe just snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong February 28, 2011