Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022

Ace of Spades

The woman's vagina and ass combo when she is bent over on all fours. The shape is derived from her asshole to around the outside of her labia majora and then in towards the slit. That makes the spade. The stem is normally visualized unless the girl has meaty labia minora. Though a girl with small or unseen inner labia makes for the best example of an "ace of spades". The "ace" in the name is a great pseudonym for ass or asshole.

Her ace of spades was to die for. I could eat it all night.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 28, 2010

teen of spades

A play on words (Ten/10 of Spades), similar to the Queen of Spades and Jack of Spades phenomenon, where a White, teenaged, female exclusively sees/dates/sexts/fucks/throws her pussy at/behaves like a total whore for Black males (usually at the deep consternation and dread of her parents).

Every 43 seconds, another middle-aged, White man busts his load while whacking off to Teen of Spades porn.

by yoube6ibe9 February 19, 2018

ace of spades tattoo

White women get an ace of spades tattoo to show their preference for black men.

Spring Thomas might get an ace of spades tattoo.

by E, Cartman November 18, 2006

In Spades

A Canadian Alternative band, which consists of, Zac Meekins (singer/guitarist) Dean Adams (bass/singing) Micheal Getz (Piano) Gabe Getz (Main guitarist) and Derek Flynn (Drums). They are best known in canada, and are known by some people in america. They've released a four song E.P called stars, and they are releasing their first Full CD in early 2011. and their signed to Stand Fast records.

Theyve had their music featured in Entourage.

In Spades let the producers of the T.V program Entourage use their song "Starz" on show.

by Dday19 January 23, 2011

Siamese Nigs

two or more black people that always repeat the exact or almost all of the all of the sentence the previous one said. This pertains to jokes as well.

Tyquan: Yo nigga, that bud was good as shit.

Sha'Riquanice: Nigga, that bud was good as fuck.

Tyquan: Shut up you nappy headed bitch.

Sha'Riquanice: You the nappy headed bitch.

Tyquan: How you sound right now?

Sha'Riquanice: Nigga. You trippin. How you sound nigga?

Tyquan: Ight den.

Sha'Riquanice: Ight den.

White Guy Overhearing: Fucking Siamese Nigs. I'll tell you how you sound. Fucking retarded. Thats how you sound.

by D Siegs August 25, 2010