Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich April 15, 2011

Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

spooky spaghetti

A different, low-key name for creepypasta.

I didn't get much sleep because I spent all night reading some good spooky spaghetti, if you catch my drift.

by ANewHopeAwakens October 10, 2018

Spaghetti with pizza

Spaghetti with pizza is a popular Irish treat mainly in the northern side or Ireland

Seamus ate some SPAGHETTI WITH PIZZA and ate some revels on the side

by Grace the dinge April 15, 2019

epic spaghetti

It is to have large amounts of spaghetti

Bob has made an epic spaghetti

by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020

cunt spaghetti

A girls period

I went down on her and she had that Cunt Spaghetti all over her thighs!

by cubercub August 16, 2017