scobeed

most commonly known as getting raped but also known as fingering someone.

person 1: I done got scobeed

person 2: me too man
person 1: Zoinks

by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019

scobeeing

the act of raping someone, or touching without consent

person 1: I got caught scobeeing that chick last night
Person 2: You have the right to remain silent

by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019

sober filter

A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.

Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.

by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019

Sabeen

short, long-haired slow walker who laughs really loud and chokes on her snacks that she's constantly eating. Very studious and does math right!!!! Also can speak properly and remember where to put commas. Overall smart, strange chip chomper, long-haired creature. Her nickname is meanie sabeenie because she hits people with dodgeballs sometimes.

OMG that must be Sabeen! Sabeen play mad libs with ME!!!

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022

Shbeep

Shbeep means the “s-word” but instead of saying the ending of the word (“it”) you “beep” it out like on tv or radio.

“I don’t give a shbeep what you say!”
“I need to take a shbeep so bad!”
“Oh, shbeep! I forgot my wallet!”

by Axel Lottle August 27, 2022

semi-soberish

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

by gfunk406 June 9, 2011