smanking

Spank/Smack: When a man strikes a womans behind with his hand. Neither the palm or back of the hand makes contact. Only the tips of the middle fingers resulting in a more painful stinging sensation on the buttocks.

John reached over to spank Janet while she was bending over to tie her shoe's. He couldn't reach and was just smanking her

by DeeDayDarbey October 29, 2007

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

SUPER SOAKING

While attempting to "soak" a man strokes the base of his penis because it is too large to fit inside a woman's vagina.

Amy's father walked in on Jerome Super Soaking his wife. Soaking

by FUNKKRUNK January 1, 2015

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019

Shanking

Think crowbars and pain.

"imma shank yo ass'

"If you try that with me again, I'll give you a good shanking."

by Gemgems101 December 10, 2012

spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.

Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!

by malc December 7, 2004