the smitty drink

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice

Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

Glup shittoization

When an entertainment franchise starts to use fanservice as a crutch for a weak story

"The glup shittoization of Spongebob SquarePants is starting to get on my nerves."

by spennnnnnn August 5, 2023

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.

Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

by I am Dr Batman March 29, 2022

Smitty

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher

also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"

Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"

Bob: "You're such a smitty!"

by ub3rpwn3d January 21, 2009

Smitty

Fucked upppppppp

Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.

I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.

by Tooly McToolerson July 20, 2010

Smitty

Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.

Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)

by Pirate1234 February 25, 2011

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 6, 2006