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cum slapped

The art of smacking one upside the head (usually in the facial region) with a used condom with a load towards the tip as weight.
I cum slapped a ginger after he ignored my request for a trash can.
by 3Foot July 29, 2010
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i slapped your fish

I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.
My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.
annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass
by andy vale July 13, 2006
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Sapped

Sap is the creamy substance that comes out of your man tree. When one saps, one excretes this fluid.
I just sapped myself.
by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007
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slapped by the rainbow

it is when you jizz in your hand and grab a hand full of skittles n slap someone in the face with it
my girl friend was "slapped by the rainbow" last night whiloe we were having sex
by skittle man1234567890 October 7, 2011
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snapped a quim string

Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way

Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"

Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
by Burning blue soul February 28, 2017
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snapped

¹.(verb) to excel at something and do impressively well. aka “slapped”.
².(verb) to fuck something up in a ridiculously dumb way.
³.(verb) loose your shit.
¹ wait did u just put those pb+j’s in the oven ?? you snappedd ey lemme have one.
² bruh u just snapped *smh* yo millie jus spilt the weed everywhere. you dont got it millie. dont ever ask to roll again.
³ i dont know what happened back there, phil, that bitch hit me for the fourth time and i just snapped.
by pussycatxo February 23, 2021
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