Sleeping Booty

A hot chick who falls asleep or passes out drunk before having sex with you.

"I thought that chick was going to be a wild ride, but she turned into a sleeping booty."

by horseman1975 October 22, 2009

steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.

Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.

by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007

nature's sleeping pill

Masturbation, for the purpose of facilitating falling asleep for the night. Applies to both males and females.

I was a bit restless after work, so I took nature's sleeping pill and afterwards quickly passed out for the night.

by vltava December 2, 2010

Russian Sleeping Pill

When a person rubs there hands together and hits someone open handed so hard that they go to sleep.

"Dude he gave him a russian sleeping pill and was knocked out cold!"

by Missbeautiful1 November 5, 2012

Heat Seeking Missile

Dick, cock, prick, pecker

Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

sleeping cage

An honest description of a baby crib.

OK baby, want to go in your sleeping cage for a nappy?

by BrocktonDave July 11, 2017

Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.

Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.

by Ctown217 June 10, 2018