Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

by Buttermaker March 6, 2008

Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

yeet-a-skeet

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend

Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!

by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

skeeted out

to be high on cocaine

that last bump got her all skeeted out

by hattrick November 7, 2006

skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.

You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.

by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

Skeeter's Theorem

A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.

I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!

by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009

Gambit skeet

A super power which gives a nod to the X-man Gambit. Although rather than charging cards with his elusive explosive power, this ability refers to the idea of throwing your skeet on someone(thing) and having it explode.

Specifically refers to making a fake 'jerking it' hand gesture and then throwing your skeet, which then proceeds to explode. It should be known that a gambit skeet is not complete without a sound effect to go along with the skeeting action.

Somebody makes a stupid comment and you gambit skeet all over them, effectively rendering their comment null and void.

by Ty Rock December 13, 2008