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singraj

Singraj(s) are caring for the ones they love, however they can be very rebellious and aggressive if you irritate them. you are usually very lucky to have a singraj in your life as they will do anything to worship you. If you do a mistake they will give you another chance but they won't give you a third one.
Girl1: i feel so bad for what I've done
Girl2: don't worry he will forgive you the first time
Girl1: oh yes, he's such a Singraj!
by Layla1937 June 24, 2017
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Singapore

Nice Asian country but seriously we need more superior high ground
Stanley: so why did you come to Singapore
Patrick: wait this isn't mother russia
by budgetsheep February 15, 2019
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Singapore

A country that bans chewing gum. Also get fined $10,000 dollars, or go to jail for a year for carrying gum.
I went to Singapore last year for our honeymoon. We should’ve went to Fiji!
by Spritish Channel January 2, 2021
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Singapore Siphon

When you're not near a toilet, so you pee in someone's butt and then they keep the pee there until they can properly transfer it to the toilet.
Bro, all the bathrooms are being used, I think I'm gonna have to use the Singapore Siphon, or we're gonna have a mess.
by DefinitelyNotLobsterfest February 25, 2021
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singapssses

a fucking horrible way to type sunglasses.
Person 1: please those singapssses arent even fitting his head
Person 2: im calling the cops
by naoki katsuya July 14, 2021
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Singapore expert

People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.

This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!

Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep

Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
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Singapore

A redneck term for flawless skin. Poreless.
Susan: What are you using on your face? Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Its my new face cream, guaranteed to not leave a singapore on the face!

Susan: Black people age so nicely.
Me: Right! Look at Cletus, he ain't got a singapore on his skin!
by Polly Tatum November 16, 2021
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