A large cow that eats dog poo for fun and is very gay. It tends to be very ugly and licks mold from the ground for fun
by Tom brent December 7, 2006
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When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.
by ThatsOneL November 26, 2009
Get the sympathy boner mug.the attention that an individual who has underwent something tragic receives, esp. when unworthy individuals are vying for the chance to bask in it
John: Look at Shannon basking in Casey's sympathy glow! She's just trying to steal the attention!
Harold: Yeah. She should give it a rest! Casey just got hit by that ice cream truck last week!
Harold: Yeah. She should give it a rest! Casey just got hit by that ice cream truck last week!
by Ellixx September 11, 2011
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"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."
"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
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Brian used a sympathy-based design approach when he implemented a feature using Eric's proposal because Eric has been getting beaten up about things lately in the office.
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Boy: Me to babe its okay i have sympathy cramps
Boy: Me to babe its okay i have sympathy cramps
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