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Shmamcaked

word used to described a person who has been drunk and/or high on their birthday. or those who think its their birthday.
blonde girls getting shmamcaked when drinking Irish car bombs at TGIF on a Tuesday.

Afro American peoples gettin shmamcaked drankin, grape juice Malt liquor & cough syrup
by ¿Pokesmot¿ February 5, 2010
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Shmammer Time

The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.

Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.

Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."

drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself

Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."

Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
by shmammertimeQueen March 13, 2011
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Shmammied

Adj.- 1.To be in a state of blatent intoxication.
2. To be just piss drunk.
We got so shmammied last night, i cant remember a thing.
by YaBoy757 April 26, 2011
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simano

short for "si hermano" in spanish
Hablas español?
Simano
by profx.goat November 24, 2011
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Siameseabolical

When two people think alike on more than one occasion in one day. Able to read each others thoughts, super close, scary knowing of each other (or what the other will say). Can be seen in many friendships, relationships, or family.
Fred: "did u see that?"
George: "yeah, they are doin the same exact thing at the same time O.o"
Fred: "thats Siameseabolical"
by cuttie924416 September 13, 2012
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Siamese Hitch Hiking

A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."
by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012
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Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
by Doomcake March 2, 2014
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