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sloscrape

hittin' the G-spot wit that slow deep shit! background: Beantown--The ladies room.
Yo, my baby had had me screamin' wit the sloscrape, ya heard?!?

If my man could get his sloscrape down maybe I could get off sometime tonite!
by Mandi Lee November 23, 2004
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shlosh pot

"oi shlosh pot, want a drink?"
by leo4mini February 16, 2010
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shloset

1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.

In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlosetist", shlosets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlosets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlosets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shloset, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlosetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within any future shared living space with a shlosetist.

2. The act of washing one's self within a shloset.

Also see: shlozet.
Bradley: Mind if I take a quick shloset?

Bryan: What the hell are you talking about?
by braddlecat April 4, 2010
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slosh monster

A girl who be fckn everybOdyyyy .
That bxtch bopped off 5 of my boy at that party damm she a slosh monster.
by breezyxBAD April 24, 2010
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slosh my knob

Sloshing the knob is a phrase for a blowjob.

Sloshing is the noise of water or liquid (an onomatopoeia).

Knob is slang for a penis.

Hence, sloshing the knob constructs the imagery of a blowjob.

Variations include sloshing the knob, sloshing my knob, would you like your knob sloshed, and so forth.
Daniel: Hey, want to slosh my knob?
Alyssa: Not now, I have morning breath.
by secretyellowjedi June 1, 2011
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Scloser

One who sucks and often loses when playing scrabble.
Oh my god I beat you so bad you're such a scloser!
by Juliek3 October 27, 2014
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Slosh Noggin

A strong residual hangover after a night of perfect pussies, wet willies, and punching lights. Too much movement out of the safety of one's bed will cause the sensation of Jesus parting the red sea within their dome.
Travis: Still trying to go for a ride?
Caleb: Yeah, hope our hangovers recover in time to hang.
Travis: That's pretty necessary. Don't want slosh noggin on a bike ride.
by kickpushpull July 22, 2016
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