Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014

mud shoveler

Somebody who loves giving/receiving anal sex.

Yeah that rick, he sure is a real mud shoveler, last night he put it in my ass 5 TIMES.

by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009

Shovel Mouth

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.

"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

pussy shovel

a broom, also used to violate your college roommates genitals.

I am going to pussy shovel Marge.

by mbd_ps April 10, 2010

shovelling fog

bullshiting according Robert Perry of CVI

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs

by John Coleman Trebil April 11, 2008

chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Brain Shovel

The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.

Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.

by Frank C. Balls June 11, 2010