Shoegolf

Ye olde game first played in Britain in the 1990's. Since then, America has brought the rights for the sport after being unable to play golf for their weight. After that, the USA has always claimed the rights for the game. The game involves flicking ones shoe over a conventional golf course. Starting at tee, the game ends when one players shoe hits the flag on the green.

Ian: Hey Matt, up for a game of shoegolf?
Matt: Yea why not.
Ian: Which holes?
Matt: The back nine?
Ian: Sure, good luck my son.

by Ian W June 23, 2003

Shargasm

A mental orgasm gained by acting extremely sarcastically in any social situation. Gained easiest when the target of sarcasm doesn't realize the sarcasm in the situation.

- Man: "You like that?"
- Woman: "Yeah, that really turns me on."
- Man: *Man I'm good...*
- Woman: *(Shargasm)*

by Themasa March 4, 2011

Shoegaze

Any type of music the person saying the word does not like

“Nah I don’t like duster. That shits shoegaze”
“Fuck the smiths too shoegaze for me

by Liluzibert March 7, 2022

shog

alternative way of saying 'shag'.

"That gunter looked well up for it last night."

"Aye, I took her back to my mum's whilst I was doin' nowt for shog like."

by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

Big dong Wong shong

A massive black cock

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shoegazing

The act of finding money or valuables on the ground. Popular places to find money on the ground include bars, restaurants, sidewalks and stores. So named because shoegazing effectively requires looking downward - toward one's shoes.

A shoegazer is one who engages in this practice. A find is known as a shoegaze.

I was shoegazing last night at a crowded bar and found a $20 bill on the floor!

by ihavespoe October 20, 2010

shoegasm

the act of fucking a shoe

singular form. to fuck a shoe

Oh my god i blew my load in my shoe....man that was a great Shoegasm!

by mr. gasm April 24, 2009