Shitcup

A cup... full of shit...

That dude just shitted in a cup. My god nancy! its a shitcup!

by Someotherguy October 19, 2004

Shitplosion

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010

Shitport

Synonym for Shreveport, LA. The worst city in the fucking world that can go screw itself.

Blake: I'm going partying in Shreveport tonight, wanna come with?
Trevor: It's not Shreveport...*pulls gun out*...It's Shitport.*pulls trigger*

by theR3ALSh1T July 17, 2011

Fucks My Shit Up

Whenever something really turn you on, hooks you, intrigues or interests you, that thing "fucks your shit up." Only use for major things, not minor things; i.e., you wouldn't say "Cheetos fuck my shit up" unless they literally feel orgasmic in your mouth. And, yes, this idiom allows sarcasm. *Can be referred to as an acronym, FMSU.

Angelina Jolie fucks my shit up."/"Man, whenever I see a girl in a corset...whew! Fucks my shit up."/"Camaros fuck my shit up. They're so gnarly."/"Deftones. FMSU.

by Feral_Prodigy October 17, 2010

Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.

Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?

by Rossoun April 16, 2010

shitpanic

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma

The test results sent him into a shitpanic

by Don Franklin October 28, 2007

square dat shit up

to tell a bitch or nigga to put up their dukes in order to initiate the sequence of fisticuffs

square dat shit up cuz

by emmanuelbellith February 18, 2009