Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done

Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job

by Chikis777 May 11, 2009

semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018

semi-weirdos

Orchestra and literature geeks in 80s high school. Kids who aren't weird enough to be weirdos, not geeky enough to be geeks, not dramatic enough to be drama geeks, and to nerdy to be cool.

I've been hanging out with the semi-weirdos in the orchestra closet at lunch.

by Nhoj June 7, 2004

semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009

Semi-Bro

A generally respectable person who exibits some bro-like characteristics. Such a person may listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Incubus or Jack Johnson. They may dress like a bro with a popped collar and plad shorts or they may use bro phrases like "Chill, lets just chill" or "Lets just kick back with the bros" or "Bro out man this is gonna b awesome" However, a Semi-Bro has the sense to only exhibit one or at most two of these behaviors and still has a chance to be a respected member of soceity. Generally a term of affection for someone that one enjoys the company of and as such the bro habits are amusing rather than frustrating in a Semi-Bro

"Dude lets hook up with Yeates and chill and play some gamecube"

"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"

"F*ck you, im not a bro"

"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"

by Gerdemann25 September 22, 2007

semi pro

another name for a semi erection

person 1: dude my semi pro wants a ho
person 2: i dont care

by shortyboy619 January 24, 2010

semi-endearment

A semi-endearment is a phrase used when puzzlement would be an acceptable outcome. It is ok to use a semi-endearment when you know a person well. But a little inappropriate as the semi-endearment can be a bit rude - but quite ok after an explaination.

Some examples of a semi-endearment are gruffalo or penny pockets. "oh here comes penny pockets" "here comes the gruffalo"

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005