Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 June 5, 2005

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

semen

scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.

by kofi May 12, 2003

Ideal Semen Law

The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.

Limitations :

1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)

When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .

Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B

S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)

* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*

by DespairNo October 21, 2009

semen lipstick

This can come in a solid lipstick or liquid gloss form. It can come in a range of colors from creamy white semen shimmer, pink semen shimmer, or silver semen shimmer. It is very popular amongst a group of primitive women called the clamjabls. One applies semen lipstick when it is time to mate.

Gee, I wish I had some semen lipstick. I would wear it all over my face... even in my eyes if I had the chance.

by DemonSpawnOfMaryMagdalene August 28, 2006

Demon semen

Semen that comes out of a murderer's or bad person's penis. The semen has the ability to eat through anything that it comes in contact with.

Warning: May lead to the birth of a demon child.

Becca, you got fucked by a murderer and have demon semen all up in yo snatch.

by bookshelf September 23, 2009

semen urinal

a chick that's seen and sucked more cock than a toilet has come in contact with.

Guy 1: Damn, that chick blew 10 dudes last night
Guy 2: Yea man, she's a semen urinal

by youreadirtygirl July 28, 2009