rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

section

A delewded term for the buttocks. Commonly human. Preferably, in fact...

Hmm, nice section...

by U Mustbejoking May 16, 2003

Sector_Control

Computer and Network Security Company. One BYTE out of crime...

Sector_Control,sector control

by hardcorecj March 18, 2010

Sectarianist

Deborah Cochrane, that is all

Don't be a deborah Cochrane! That's very sectarianist of you

by Disdain June 2, 2014

Section 23.1.0

What you use to ask for sex without being judged by others.

Jane is at a bar with Steve and they're both really drunk.

Steve: "Hey, do you wanna come back to my place and review Section 23.1.0?"

by ShadowVictory260 April 17, 2017

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020