Scullyosis

A condition first diagnosed in a female FBI agent in the mid-nineties, Scullyosis prevents the subject from accepting the strange and paranormal despite clear supporting evidence or strong personal experience. Sufferers of Scullyosis will deny the existence of aliens, for example, even after being abducted, probed, having their DNA harvested, meeting their alien-hybrid baby, taking it to the first day of kindergarten, watching it graduate, sending it to a good 4 year college, attending its wedding and holding their own 1/4 alien grand child. It’s a powerful condition that turns potentially dynamic and interesting characters into one dimensional, broken record skeptics.

Dude1: Whoa. There's no freaking way that that's possible - that frog did not just turn into a prince. it's just not possibe.

Dude2: Ummm, you just saw it happen with your own eyes.

Dude1: That doesn't men it's really real! Because it ISN'T.

Dude2: BUT YOU JUST SAW IT FOR YOURSELF.

Dude1: yeah man, but it's not possible, so it isn't real. it can't happen.

Dude2: Man, you got a real bad case of scullyosis.

Dude1: Sure, fine, whatever.

by Cathy123581321345589 May 13, 2009

scalpel

1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections

2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.

I will scalpel your head with my scalpel and when you are done, you will be scapeled.

by TheKaylaPup October 18, 2010

scullying

To lose. In general. At everything.

I cant believe I'm scullying against Serge this week in fantasy football.

by brownjesus1 September 27, 2012

scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

Scumpy

Scumpy is anything sleazy, deceitful or an outright lie. Scumpy comes from {Scump} (Trump) and stands for dishonesty.

If you're going to be that scumpy you might as well run for for office.

by MsTerry April 29, 2019

Nathan scullion

Someone who will get his dad and uncle mark to smash you and will upload gay scooter vids to YouTube and show off his photography skills

"Nathan you're gay"
Nathan scullion-"shut it or i will get my dad and uncle mark to smash you"

by Aidan mcgrogan September 13, 2016

scullery

old scottish word for kitchen, tends to be used by people in scotland over the age of about 45 :) my gran uses it all the time though !!

"the sink is in the scullery", " go in to the scullery"

by carolscotland26 December 9, 2008