I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

Glory Scroll

When you view a website in it's entirety, viewed by scrolling, and enjoy every picture/tumblr/blog piece that you view.

This guy's tumblr is a glory scroll.

by The Mitchelll February 11, 2013

scroll fugue

A disassociated state where someone loses awareness while scrolling social media and unconsciously drifts between apps. Similar to a fugue state, it involves memory gaps, autopilot browsing, and the sudden realization that you’ve ended up deep in another feed without remembering how.

I knew it was time for bed when I got sent into a scroll fugue last night while scrolling on X.

by thenamelessboss September 9, 2025

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019

Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

soft scrolling

When you are scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other short term video formats in a relaxed state of mind. You sometimes watch entire videos without knowing why and while being uninterested. You click on profiles and scroll through feeds without any clear reason. The most relaxed type of scrolling, and is the opposite of hard scrolling.

Bro I was in my bed brain rotting all day yesterday, I was soft scrolling reels for like 8 hours. I spent like 3 of those on kazakhstani horse training videos.

Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!

by Jor-Al September 8, 2025

scrolling

what you are doing right now

You must be in science class waiting for your teacher to stop yapping about her husband

or you're like me, in bed at 10:06 on a school night making an urban dictionary word

Dude 1: uhm ya good? he's been scrolling for ages I don't think he's aware of what's happening
Dude 3: yea for real
Dude 2: AHHHHHHHCDERT^&UIKJNBVCDSWER%T^&*UIKMJNBVCXSWER$%^&*(IOKLMJNBVCDER%T^&*IK
Dude 1 and 3: ... yeah let's just go..

by school_chromebook_user December 1, 2025