Scrotum Scroll

When two Bros dock and then another bro comes with his nutsack wraps the two wieners with for skin.

During the brodynamic three chosen ones will perform and read from the Scrotum Scrolls

by (((CCC))) December 5, 2021

Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024

scroll fugue

A disassociated state where someone loses awareness while scrolling social media and unconsciously drifts between apps. Similar to a fugue state, it involves memory gaps, autopilot browsing, and the sudden realization that you’ve ended up deep in another feed without remembering how.

I knew it was time for bed when I got sent into a scroll fugue last night while scrolling on X.

by thenamelessboss September 9, 2025

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling

by heykody November 3, 2024

speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.

I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst

by Laranna:) September 12, 2013