Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

schmidberger

Very nice and sweet hearted person, everyone needs a schmidberger in your life.

First name, Schmidberger is a very nice person.

by Great names120 July 11, 2017

schmadorado

A place you go when you get high as the clouds, the air there is all marijuana smoke and the more you breath the higher you get. The only way to leave is eat food, listen to good music and chill.

Person 1: Bro, I went to schmadorado last night.
Person 2: Lit, you want to go again this weekend?
Person 3: Hell yeah.

by TheSaiyanWithin November 6, 2017

schmoh'd

Drunk, crunko, cranked, loaded, sloshed, hammered, ham-jon'd, schwacked, schwoozied, shellac'd, or otherwise tight, especially from IPA's purchased at Schmohz Brewery, MI.

I am schmoh'd right now.

by apollo1969 June 4, 2018

Schmidtin’

To live life to the fullest. Eat pizza and clap cheeks. Lift the gut, slide in there, beat it up, and Swayze. Schmidt it and quit it.

“Hey what are you getting into tonight?”

“Oh you know, might fuck around and do a lil Schmidtin’”

by Monkey Sack August 24, 2019

Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

Schmö-schmö

A slang term from the deep Arabianranta hoods for smoking big doinks, preferably in a wooded area.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go schmö-schmö?
Person 2: Oh hell naw nigga! Look at the weather!

by Shakyamuni May 26, 2021