scheizicles

a mix of the german word for poop (scheize)+ icicles.

i'm so cold, i'll be shyttin SCHEISICLES by the time i get to a damn toilet!

by shanirok November 15, 2003

Scheissenwagen

A shitty car or a car that smells like shit.

Hey look at Marco driving his scheissenwagen. He needs to get a new car he's had that thing for years.

by Biohazard970 June 14, 2018

Scheissenwagen

Means a shitty car in German (Scheissen) means shitty (Wagen) means car. A Scheissenwagen

Look at Marco driving around in his scheissenwagen.

by Biohazard970 June 14, 2018

The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

by abbott_j October 31, 2009

scheisse film

A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.

"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey February 8, 2005

Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

scheide

German for Vagina.

Genmay users like to spread peanut-butter on their mother's scheide, and then lick it.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003