Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

by ArualAigroegEdaj April 8, 2011

scallywag

The word itself is too complex to be limited to a website like this. The true meaning should be held in the hearts of all scallywag lovers.

You fuckin' scallywag.
I love scallywags.
- It can be both positive and negative determined by your voice and the particular female of subject.

by Joseph B. Murphy July 2, 2005

Scally

A friend to us all as his minket pathetic existence makes us feel really good about ourselves until the wee bastard lobbs a bottle of buckfast over yer napper and his two wee mates called wee tam and big wullie chav the stereo out your motor as you lie bleedin to death in the gutter, sippin the last vestiges of life and buckfast bfore all goes black he shouts the immortal hey mister goona geeza a ciiggy man! Aye right ye wee fuck.

any fucker that wears a burberry cap

by experience February 3, 2004

Scally

scallies bring this world down. come to think of it, they are taking over the world. everywhere you look is a wankerish scally. they look most appealing (note sarcasm) when they sport their (probably fake) cap to the side, where tonnes of plastic jewellery, were burbery (definately fake, no questions aboot it) i hate scallys, you cant walk down your own street with a scally shouting at you!

'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u fink ya 'ard do u?'

'errr mish mosh get a wosh'

these phrases are toooootally original 0.o ....not really

by sarah September 18, 2004

Scallywag

An unpleasant girl. Can be a slut, but sometimes a scallywag can be a virigin. Often shortened to 'scally' or part of an associated nickname i.e. shortscally, fatscally, staringscally, etc.Scallies often enjoy smoking in public and going to the mall. Scene girls are often scallywags.

Guy: Yo fat-scally!
Scallywag: I'm not a fucking scallywag, I'm a virgin
Guy: Yeah w/e, blow me
Scallywag: Fuck you!

by RickPowers(scallyhunter) April 4, 2010

scalliwag

bloody pirate

that scaliwag's sister has a beard and stds from suckin to much cack. johny depp is a drag queen. arr that wasn't a pirate man that was me own seester!

by punk as fuck January 26, 2004

Scallop

Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!

Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."

Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."

by Grouchokirst March 19, 2009