Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!
Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?
by crazy joe August 10, 2004
Get the sheffield wednesday band mug.A female that leads a guy on. She pretends that she is going to give a guy something ( dome at least) but doesnt, leaving the guy to be the bud of a shitload of jokes
D: So Joe, did u finally hit KP?
Joe: Nah, we just chilled
D: wait...
Joe: dude, she had it in her hand aND SHE JUST DIDNT...!
D: Haha, fag, i told you she was a scuff
Joe: Nah, we just chilled
D: wait...
Joe: dude, she had it in her hand aND SHE JUST DIDNT...!
D: Haha, fag, i told you she was a scuff
by Deakhon June 10, 2009
Get the Scuff mug.You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.
The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.
by KJK72 July 31, 2008
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Get the Scuffy mug.A screff is a derogatory term for a person who lacks self awareness. This is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a screff. Unfortunately, this is a fairly loose family of meaning (à la Wittgenstein). Being a screff is indicative of being oblivious to one's conditions, unclear thinking, a reluctance to accept the use of logic in argument, participating in one's own oppression, liking inane pop culture, not realising the effect that ones ideology and action will have on other people and a reluctance to look for deeper meanings than the immediately obvious. It is also secondarily used to denote members of an underclass who have been failed by society and as such have adopted some or all of the above traits.
Derivatives: (adj.) screffy
Derivatives: (adj.) screffy
Simon Cowell
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson
"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"
(excl.) "SCREFF!"
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson
"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"
(excl.) "SCREFF!"
by The_Hess October 31, 2010
Get the screff mug.stands for Senior Chicks Are For Fags..made by a couple of dick head senior guys from BHS who are so insecure that they have nothing better to do with their lives than make fun of other people. Their not hot and can't drink without looking like a complete fuck. The only reason they made the "club" up in the first place is to cover up for the fact that they can't get ass from any of the Cape girls. the clan is slowly decreasing and really only consists of one person who sadly devoted his whole senior year to scaff and who probably will get his ass kicked in college, beat his wife(if he can find someone desperate enough to marry him in the first place), and live the rest of his life knowing he is a stupid low life fuck with no friends but his own penis.
too bad your the fat one
by RML May 2, 2005
Get the SCAFF mug.A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane
by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019
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